Bryan – Tenor Ukulele

Hey there.  I’m not like other guys. Other guys like sports and beer and beef jerky and tacos. Those guys don’t get you. You’ve known that all along. You want to be understood. You want to stay up all night talking about poetry and salsa dancing. Good news.  

I’m that guy.

You might say, dude, you’re a ukulele. But am I*? Or am I so much more**? Buy me to find out. Or not, I’d understand either way, because like I said before, I understand you.

*He is

*He’s not